Good ol' USD School of Law! The name's Gunnar. I think I met you at orientation! Oh man, what a blast that was! Isn't law school great? I can't believe we PAY to go here! I should warn you, I can't chat long. I'm off to go visit my Contracts professor for office hours. I think he and I have really hit it off! If I talk to him enough, I bet he'll give me a kick-ass recommendation!
Oh, so I'm throwing a party this weekend! There's gonna be so much tail there, bro! I'm gonna wake up at, like, 6 and crank out 50 pages of ConLaw and then we'll tap the keg in the afternoon! Do you think you can bring girls? I mean, I'm sure there will be a ton of 'em there, anyway, but the more the merrier, right?! I would invite more, but I'm always in that stupid library! Law school is so fun, yeah?!
Dude, have you started studying for finals yet? You haven't? Oh. I mean, that's cool. You'll still kill it. Speaking of killing, you should totally come to the Criminal Law Society's meeting tonight! I am deputy treasurer. It looks awesome on my resume! So I'll see you there, then? Oh, you have other things to do? That's cool, bro. Well I'll be in the library later on today from about 4 to midnight. You should say hi! Here, let me give you my cell number. Oh, you're in a hurry? OK, well, like I said, I need to get to my professor's office anyway. I'll see you in Torts tomorrow! It's gonna be just awesome! Should I save you a seat in the front row? Oh. Well, if you change your mind, holler at me! Seeya around, bro!
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